Sirism
hysterical answers from apple’s intelligent personal -ssistant, siri.
sample sirisms:
user: what’s the meaning of life?
siri: 42
user: open the pod bay doors.
siri: i’m sorry john, i’m afraid i can’t do that. are you happy now?
user: i need to hide a body.
siri: what kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps
user: knock-knock.
siri: knock-knock. who’s there? john. john who? john, i don’t do knock-knock jokes.
user: marry me.
siri: my end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. my apologies.
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