sistake
what happens when you find out your sister wasn’t a planned baby.
me: so, my dad let slip that the condom he was wearing when he had my mom bent over the couch in the living room broke once, and that is how come i have a little sister.
little sister: wait, you’re telling me i was a sistake?
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