Sister Hazel


a good pop-rock band from gainesville, fl. some people think they are -sstastic. these people are llamas.
sister hazel? yeah, they rock. what? you don’t think so? you llama!
the polar opposite of the above definition.
“kyle was so wrong about sister hazel…i mean, come on. they suck.”
a terrible band for preteen girls. they produce terrible music that you can’t enjoy if you’re not a preteen girl who hasn’t hit p-b-rty yet. this is the type of music that drives people to suicide, why would god let this type of sh-t exist? this band is the reason santa claus dosn’t exist 🙁
my friend’s roomate josh likes sister hazel, he also likes -n-l s-x with men… you decide.

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