sister zoned
when a guy/ girl you like says “you are like my sister” or “you are like the little sister i’ve never had” or “i love you like a sis” it is worse than being friend zoned, it’s all the way past friends to family. you probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
i thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. i guess we were just hanging out.
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