Sistine Chapel Shit
when a man takes such a m-ssive sh-t that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue sh-tting because he’s afraid that the t-rds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. much like the fingers of adam and g-d on the ceiling of the sistine chapel.
guy1: dude why’d you flush twice did it really smell that bad?
guy2: nah man it was a sistine chapel sh-t.
guy1: ahh!!! i see.
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