Sistine Chapel
the act of painting a girls v-g-n-l walls white with your j-zz
steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a sistine chapel just like michaelangelo
when you’re getting a bl-wj-b from a girl and you j-zz on the roof of her mouth.
sandy always wants me to give her a warning before i come, but f-ck that. i gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. scr-pe your teeth again, b-tch.
the act of creaming the thick layers of the c-ntasoris
joe: “i sistine chapeled that huck girl last night.”
cody: “really? how was she?!?”
joe: “just alright”
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