Sit n surf


the act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/cr-pper/dropping a deuce/awesome.
i have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to sh-t… its cool, i’ll jist sit n surf.
the act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.
(guy1 holding a laptop walks up to guy2)
guy1: i was on the toilet reading your article and-
guy2: on the toilet?
guy1: …yes i sit n’ surf

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