sit on my lap
1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say “be quite”
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the -ss by it.
1; b-tch- “your annoying me, gtfo”
-ss hat- ” b-tch, sit on my lap”
2; f-ck boy- “sit on my lap”
hoe- “okayyy daddy”
b-tch bf erection gtfo f-ck boy -ss hat hoe daddy
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