sitter

an experienced lsd user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don’t do anything stupid.
first timer: “it’s so hot in here! i’m burnin’ up!”
sitter: “just chill, i’ll grab some pepsi’s and we’ll go to
to the lake.”

first timer: “i have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!”
sitter: “just chill. i already told him. let’s sit back and
listen to blind melon.”

first timer: “i can feel the acid but i’m not getting any
visuals.”
sitter: i got a couple joints. let’s go down to the
waterfall and puff. that’ll help you out.”
first timer: “thanks, man. thanks for being there for me,
ya know?”
sitter: “it’s cool, homey. no biggie.”

a typically easy catch, especially in sports such as cricket and baseball, usually worthy of ridicule if dropped
i can’t believe he dropped that, it was a sitter!
a girl who looks good sitting down but when she stands up it is clear that she has a large bottom or thighs and is therefore much less attractive than antic-p-ted.
a girl or group of girls (sitters) arrive early at a pub or bar and get a good seat. they remain seated all night so that n-body sees their unattractive half. then, you spent some time chatting her up and when she gets up to go home with you/give you a kiss whatever, you see that she is much less attractive than antic-p-ted. on a night out you need to watch out for sitters- they deliberately try to trick you!!
one who always sits out on everything; not very active in activities or just too lazy to do it.
harold: come on mike lets play some basketball!

mike: nah i don’t want to..

harold: man your such a sitter!
to do a burnout while standing still.
nice fc rx7 with the turbo ls swap. will it do a sitter with the 4l80e auto trans?