Sitting at the King’s Table


a combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. as they climax and sh-t simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king’s table after a few drinks.

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