sitting on a couch
getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana
hey, what’d you do last night?
oh, i was sitting on a couch
it happens usually when there’s n-body around and you’re in a dark room. most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask “h-lloooo?” to make sure truly n-body is in the room. on occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
example 1:
person 1: “i’m just going to sit on this couch now…..h-lloooo?”
person 2: “……hahahahahahaaahah”
example 2:
person 1(on the phone): yo man, i’m sitting on a couch right now. … wait up,…h-llo???
person 2: (on the other line): “ok then..”
person 3(hiding): “ahahahhaha you’re such an idiot”
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