sitting pretty perfect
one of the most exciting s-xual positions for both partners. the male partner lies horizontally on a flat surface, and the female partner crouches over him, facing his feet. she then lowers herself into his p-n-s, which has been held in a vertical position by either partner. the female takes pleasure by exposing her bottom, -n-s and v-lv- to her partner, demonstrating her complete submission to his desire. the male partner is able to feast his eyes on the sight of his p-n-s disappearing into the lowering v-g-n-, between the parted b-ttocks and legs of his beloved. the female partner has almost complete control and is able to determine the depth of penetration, changing at will from slight insertion of the glans to a full depth descent onto the erect p-n-s.
“the sydney opera house? forget it – angie gave me the best view in the world last night – we left the lights on and she showed me what ‘sitting pretty perfect’ means – i don’t care if i die tomorrow brad.”
Read Also:
- bajamas
when the pajama pants/shorts you’re wearing are so small they go directly up your b-ttcrack did you see that lady’s bajamas?? she might as well be wearing a thong
- pulling a titanic
when you talk a lot of sh-t, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt. “wow, jeff was really pulling a t-tanic when he crashed his car.”
- cum dump
a person, usually g-y male or straight female, who is regarded as little more than a repository for deposits of s-m-n. he’s nothing but a c-m dump. c-m-dump is a common term for a true sl-t. this kind of woman insists on having as many men c-m in her mouth, p-ssy and -sshole as possible. […]
- black coffin
when a black man is buried in a vampires lair and getting mushroom slapped buy the vamp dude i herd larry the n-gg-r got black coffined by that vamp
- the galacdick
derived from the term “galactic d-ck”, it is ultimately god’s p-n-s. the genitals of the galaxy. it is myth and legend that pleasuring such a power supplies an edge in compet-tion. adam: “ross! how did you just win?!” ross: “i’m sucking the galacd-ck!”