Sittingbourne
sittingbourne is located in kent, england. sittingbourne is more commonly known as sh-ttingbourne. sh-ttingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. all the secondary schools located there are pure sh-t, they don’t have enough money to afford anything. if you are a foreigner i.e someone not from sh-ttingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. the reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. you then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their f-g in your face.
to spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/nike and wear huaraches. with a f-g in their mouth.
person 1: i might visit sittingbourne.
person 2: sure, but your’ll be disappointed.
#sh-ttingbourne #chaversham
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