situ-bae-tion
when you’re in a messy situation with bae. can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.
bae: *flirts with dat b-tch*
girl 1: omg, wtf is wrong with bae?????
girls 2, 3, and 4: omg!!!!! ______ is cheating on his gf!!!!!!
you: gosh darn it, bae is such an a-hole.
girl 2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you!
girl 1: cheating boyfriend? girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.
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