situational herpes
the only kind of herpes that isn’t truly permanent. this is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real std. keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
“me and my friend have situational herpes, go away.”
“i used to have a lot of unprotected goat s-x at clay-chalkville high school, now i have situational herpes.”
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