Situational Settlement


when a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite s-x. in most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
after returning from their camping trip, johnny and dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

an unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.

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