Situlationship


in the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. a hook-up. but what happens when that “one-night stand” becomes a regular event? can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. slowly, emotions get tangled up. you now have a situation. particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. you’re spending more and more time together, it’s been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. it’s a situlationship. hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.
yeah, it’s all kinds of wonky, but it’s our situlationship and n-body else’s.

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