six.mikes


well, you see. this cuck is an utter sh-t stain inside the internet, with moods ranging from being a drama-queen to an angry w-nker. albeit the lack of emotions, mainly consisting of over simplified humor or really unfunny racist, offensive, and completely stupid reactions; the thot-slayer prefers to be by himself to avoid all pain and people. he would like to get a big breasted gothic girlfriend but, relationships are stupid and emotions are for the weak according to the human elf. did i mention that he is actually only 4’5″, yeah i saw his reflection in my nightmares but he looked nearly identical to a grinch. once you get past this misanthropes lack of social skills, troll and high elf appearance, lack of sympathy and the ability to cry; you realize he is just a sh-ll of a human being hoping for the sweet release of death or an argument to ensue so he can flex his vocabulary of large and unnecessary words. let’s stray from the long list of negatives onto the short but really not sweet positives; the grinch has quite the large intellect, get’s along with any animals (excluding humans obviously), and he may have a large bout of care that he has kept inside a gl-ss jar on a counter labelled “dried sm-gm- to be sold as cocaine”. so this is the end of the short article on the human troll- elf hybrid.
hey, did you hear about that guy acting like six.mikes?
who, hitler reincarnate into the body of an average looking edge lord?
yeah obviously who else?

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