six month rule
after a period of six months without s-x, a man may have s-x with anyone he see’s fit, and he cannot be mocked by his friends. any hole literally is the goal.
ex 1.
guy 1: f-ck me, that chick has two heads!
guy 2: meh….i would tap it
guy 1: wtf
guy 2: six month rule man
guy 1: good point
ex 2.
guy 1: i have something to admit. i f-cked a really fat bird last week…she was like 300 pounds!
guy 2: when did you and lisa break up
guy 1: about 7 months ago i guess
guy 2: then its all cool bro.
the idea and the rule that no woman is so perfect that you cannot get over her in six months or less. regardless of how f-cking perfect she seemed to be.
this rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages -usually- involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.
j: i’m trying to keep myself busy, i hope i’m not in this post-breakup depressed mood forever… six month rule, right?
a: oh yeah, i know what you mean
j: i mean, its not my fault that mary cheated on me, sigh…
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