size 9’d
having one’s -n-s forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one’s new cellmate’s johnson, although at some parties, a proper p-ss-on / p-ss-out may elicit the act.
guy 1: “why is shiela walking all funny?”
guy 2: “she got size 9’ed after p-ssing out face down on the couch at bob’s party.”
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