size doesn’t matter


what guys with small d-cks say.
jeff: size doesn’t matter

liam: you’re only saying that because you have a little c-ck.
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short p-n-s’

2)women married to men with short p-n-s’ , women, that is, who don’t want their guy to feel inadequate
nancii said that size doesn’t matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
a phrase that does no good for mr. puniverse. if he were smart he’d have a phrase saying it’s better to be small.
new phrase “quality not quant-ty” meaning being a monster with a small p-n-s rather than a wimp with a big one.

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