sizzlean

this was originally a “bacon replacement” aka fake bacon. as such, it’s also a term for security guards aka fake police aka rent-a-cops. it was originally used to describe the las colinas, tx security patrol. at the time, they were trying to un-annex themselves from the city of irving.

part of that initiative involved hiring police officers to “patrol”. since they weren’t really a city yet, they couldn’t really have a police force, so they had a security patrol. since they really didn’t have any authority, they tried to be “hard -sses” and run off anyone they considered “undesirable”. they patrolled most public places – shopping centers, parks, etc.

the “undesirables” included anyone under the age of 35, any pedestrian, anyone not wearing expensive clothing or anyone not driving a cadillac or equivalent. g-d forbid you have a skate board or a bicycle.
oh, look, sizzlean is patrolling again.
(n) (used in florida, possibly elsewhere in the us). police officers who patrol on bicycles. so-called because they are presumably in better shape than their car-cruising brethren.

“hide the piece, man, sizzlean’s comin’ down the street.”

“it’s hard to take sizzlean seriously when they’re wearing those shorts.”
a security guard, especially one who carries no weapons.
sizzlean is coming, hide your skateboard!!
if somebody has a really hot body, great style. best used in describing yourself to your girlfriend!
“but baby.. i’m sizzlean!”