sizzler
a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.
the dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.
a day during which the weather is excessively hot
it’s going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.
also known as a ‘hot sizzler’ or ‘steamy sizzler’, a sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy c-mshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. this form of -j-c-l-t–n is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. sizzlers, or ‘hot sizzlers’ happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his c-ck and b-lls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the s-m-n within. sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/mph.
man, i shot a hot sizzler allover that girl’s bossum
can i get a bigmac with extra sizzler sauce please?
hey, kyle, are your moms t-ts burnt from my sizzler last night?
n. the end result of locking one’s child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. usually refered to as “little sizzler” or “li’l sizzler.”
i just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the suv. seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.
a big lie. a real whopper. something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. it sizzles and it’s hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
bush’s claim that saddam hussein was good buddies with osama bin laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.
another sizzler might have been, “this is my last territorial demand in europe”.
after twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullsh-t, jimmy’s mother’s claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
one who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.
freddy is a total sizzler
a building that employs people that take andvantage of the system and get paid for movie night in the studio, racing around in the rapist van, playing with nurf guns and remote controled cars, also playing oregon trail
there is nothing to do i feel like having s-x while watching a movie and getting paid …… to the sizzler
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