skabooosh
the f-cking demi god of instagram. g-y or straight, his good looks will hypnotize you into sucking his mastodon sized p-ck-r. his memes give the community hope and a reason to live. without daddy skabooosh, there would be no life.
guy 1: bro my girl just zucked another guys pp, i think i’ll just bomb the new twin towers.
guy 2: before you bomb the twin towers check out @skabooosh
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