Skank Bacon
when a woman’s v-g-n- is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.
brian: “did you hit that last night?”
me: “yeah, but who hasn’t? by the time i slammed that b-tch’s sk-nk bacon i barely felt anything!”
a non vulgar term used to create humor when talking to friends.
your a sk-nk bacon.
your mom is a sk-nk bacon.
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