Skank Calls


the things a sk-nk will say to let everyone in the room know she or he will f-ck anyone, and i mean anyone, who shows even a little interest. also the sort of things one would say to attract the attention of a sk-nk.
common sk-nk calls.

“who wants to do body shots off of me!”
“woooo, i’m so drunk, i just want to make out!”
“i don’t wear underwear to the bar, it just slows me down.”
“you, me, the last bathroom stall on the left, two minutes.”
“your friend is cute, do you two want to come back to my place and tag team me?”

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