skankaroni
a tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; sk-nkaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken l-st for coitus.
in an empirical sense, sk-nkaroni is defined as s-xual congress with an “attractive” female with gregariously sk-nky s-xual proclivities. sk-nkaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, kraft macaroni and cheese. it’s cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
c-ke & captain morgan douche: -pelvic thrusting- hurry up! let’s h-t up the scottsdale bar tonight. word on the street is the sk-nkaroni there is buffet ready!
monster & grey goose douche: -sculpts blowout- h-ll yes! the scottsdale bar is featuring dj wiiesto tonight. hey… what the h-ll is “sk-nkaroni”?
redbull & patron douche: -shaving chest- what! bro’nie madoff you haven’t heard of sk-nkaroni? it’s possibly the best way to hook up! just spit some game in a club sk-nk’s ear and she’ll give it up easy… like kraft easy mac!!! get plate son! you dining on sk-nkaroni and cheese tonight!
1. a girl who would do anything to please a man. usually vile acts.
2. eating a chef boyardee product out of a girls v-g-n-, typically beefaroni
guy 1: did you here what the girl let jim do to her.
guy 2: yeah she is a total sk-nkaroni
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