skankasshoebitch
a wh-r- of an ex who will steal your oakleys and give them to someone else.
cameron: man i aint got my oakleys anymore
toby: why not?
cameron: i accidentally left em at my ex’s house and she gave em to some other guy
toby: that sk-nk-sshoeb-tch
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