the holiday where all the girls can dress and act like a sl-t and get away with it.
girl 1: “it’s almost sk-nkaween, what are you dressing up as?”
girl 2: “my mom.”
imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
1. all hope is lost 2. what the f-ck? 3. epiphony 4. random thing to say at awkward moments when you take a fecal deposit in the toilet seat and you realize that you do not have toilet paper, it is appropriate to shout “skideeber!” sharlene: bob im pregnant and you are not the father […]
- Hungover the moon
colloquial take on the cl-ssic idiom, ‘over the moon.’ the short, sweet, period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in. “how are you feeling today?” “pretty good, actually. i’m hungover the moon!”
- Mexican Patch Job
when something that you got done looks like it was done in mexico in some strangers garage. russell: “daaayummn man what happened to that b-tches t-tties?” jacob: “her t-ts look like a mexican patch job, they all lopsided and sh-t.”
hottest girl ever d-mn look at amberlee the name for a straight up gangster. mayne, that foo’ is amberlee! the name of a girl who is hard to understand but who remains positive no matter what crosses her path. she is the best kind of person to have as a friend or girlfriend. do not […]