Skankspeare


those surprising moments of wisdom that rarely occur during conversations with otherwise shallow and seemingly useless members of society.
a sk-nkspeare moment
“actually, nietsche saw spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn’t want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for christian morality. wait a minute… that’s my song. i have to get back on the pole.”
“thanks cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?”

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