skanktacles
sk-nktacles are large wooden bulky gl-sses typically worn by sk-nks. usually the sk-nk picks the most popular sk-nk colors for her sk-nktacles such as light brown, dirt pink and maroon red.
mom> hey i bought a new pair of sk-nktacles for you
daughter> thanks mom can i go see jhon and the dudes tonight?
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