Skanktress
any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever g-d or her plastic surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her sn-tch from time to time.
a sk-nktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making s-x tapes and releasing ’embar-ssing’ nude photos.
examples: tara reid, paris hilton, sienna miller, shannon elizabeth.
lil’ susie: mommy, i dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an academy award for my acting skills.
mom: sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you’ll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a sk-nktress, why don’t study science and become a doctor. now run along
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