Skape
an urban “skunk-ape”; city dwelling relative of the sasquatch. often mistaken as the “missing link”. unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out -ssault on the olfactory senses. largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.
the skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! look out! i think it’s going to musk!
a skunk-ape; urban relative to the sasquatch. unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out -ssault on the olfactory senses. largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.
watch out for the skape today. she’s particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy.”
a skunk-ape; urban relative to the sasquatch. unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimey, thin hair of varying length. largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.
“watch out for the skape today. she’s particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy.”
an urban “skunk-ape”; city dwelling relative of the sasquatch. often mistaken as the “missing link”. unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out -ssault on the olfactory senses. largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.
the skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! look out! i think it’s going to musk!
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