skate fast eat ass
a term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat -ss.
this term will get you mad p-ssy.
“hey girl, i just wanted you to know that i skate fast and eat -ss!”
“i just really want a guy that can skate fast eat -ss.”
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