skate poser

one who pretends to be a skateboarder. most of these people are preps. these people can be recognized by their preppy status, and by their clothes. the brands most popular among posers are dc shoes, element/bam, and sometimes circa.
dude, mary is such a poser. yesterday, she was her normal preppy self, and now she is wearing dc.
1. someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and dc’s) but doesn’t skate
2. someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren’t any good)
3. someone who skates for guys/girls
4. someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. what mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser
1. broc is always wearing element tees but i know he doesn’t skate.
2. john only goes skates so he can get popular
3. lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. “you suck, ur such a skate poser”

poser: dude i love to skate
real skater: me too want to go the skate park?
poser: sure, i just got a new pair of etnies
real skater: etnies suck man, i have fallen
poser: o that sux did u break anything?
real skater: poser…

any one who thinks some skaters are gay because of the brand of clothing they r wearing. they usually suck and give other skaters sh-t to cover up the fact that they suck. they also usually brag about what they can do and then cant do it when you ask to see it. some skate posers wear skate stuff but dont skate.
skate poser: dude i tre flipped 12 stairs the other day
skater: really lets see it
skate poser: nah im too tired

skater: nice lakais do you skate in them
skate poser: nah i dont skate i just wear them so people think im cool

f-gs that hang around skate parks and four stairs that stand around in their unscathed etnies that they picked up at their local zumies. also, they wear their “ganster” baggy dc shirts that have a huge tear in the side of them. and when it comes to tricks, dont even try to get them to do one that wasnt created by mike vallaley cuz they dont know any other ones. i mean theyll sit there and flip their boards this way and that to try to get you to believe that they can do something but they really cant.

finally the best way to spot a poser is the way over excessive use of cuss words. ussualy they use two strong ones next to each other and sounds totally rediculous. this could be combos such as fck -ss or sht fck.

the best way to take care of a poser is to call him out. he will imedietly shut up and leave you alone.
poser- sh-t!! i cant land this boardslide cuz the rail is gay! f-ck this p-ssy -ss sh-ty t-t skateboard!

ok decent skater- well i may not be the best but at least i dont run my mouth and dress like a homeless douche bag! that kid is such a poser! (skate poser)
any person that feeds off of skateboarding culture for social status or sees a relation between how cool someone looks and, how good they skate. these people mostly shop at journey’s pacsun and tilly’s posers usually wear merchandise from etnies, dc, nike 6.0, element and some vans. the typical poser, when confronted with the oppurtunity to ride a skateboard, switches out their dirtiest shoes so the others dont get dirty. if you suck at skating or havent skated in a while, your not a poser as long as you enjoy the activity and its culture unlike posers who disrespect skateboarding and see as a style and not a way of life
skate poser walks into a skate shop, poser: do you guys sell dc shoes. skater: no way we have fallens poser: never mind those are ugly.