Skateboat


the trash skateboard one rides on rainy days. bearings are janky and slow, likely been wd-40d at least six times. the deck looks like a chewed up popsicle stick with griptape on it. the wheels might be bigger, old, chipped up longboard wheels that look like they rode over a bed of nails. (a person might want big wheels to compensate for the bad bearings.) the trucks could be part independent, part thunder, with some old bushings from a kiddie skateboard. it’s the board made from odds and ends, perfect for subjecting to torture like wet pavement.
there’s no way i’m walking to work today. i don’t care if it’s raining, i’m taking the skateboat.

gilbert: “it’s wet outside. i want to skate, but i don’t want to ride my powell peralta.”

marty: “dude! take your skateboat!”

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