Skatefag
1. a skateboarder who also rides a harley davidson motorcycle to keep up with the latest trend. 2. a skateboarder who rides a fixed geared bicycle to keep up with the latest trend. 3. a skateboarder who can’t just rip his/her skateboard but also has to grow a beard and/or mustache, to be cool and keep up with the latest trend. 4. a skateboarder who’s style and grace carries no salvation so poser tactics are then added to their routine to ensure the approval of fellow “skatef-gs”. 5. a skateboarder who does anything the asr (action sports retail) industry says is cool regardless of any pre-existing skills or talent, style and grace.
“despite the loud slap of his lofty lean-to-tail and the amplified static of grinding the fire-cracker pool coping, johnny could not get a sponsorship or get a date with the dirty girl from oregon without being a skatef-g”. (loud harley davidson riders are usually referred to as “f-gs”)
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