skattles


a fictional knock-off version of skittles candy that includes nuts and bolts, broken gl-ss and, if your lucky, some dirt.
guy1: o man, lets get some skittles and taste the rainbow!

guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!
1)a dance
2)any word that starts with s
3)a cool kid
1)flail your arms like you are having a seizure in slo mo
2)skattle the h-ll up
3)dude i am skattle
little brown hemispheres of fecal matter resembling skittles brand candy
“sh-t, man, i ain’t tastin’ no rainbow in this here skattle!”

“don’t give me a skattle and tell me iz made by mandm mars”

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