skeeser
typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
“hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here”
“lets f-ck some skeesers tonight”
“that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is f-cked up, im gonna do her anyway”
“dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser”
someone who embeds themselves into others lives, pathetically claiming friendship and uses those people for his/her own benefit
john only wants to hang out with d and not wes because d has a car and wes does not. but neither of them want to hang out with him anyways, john is such a skeeser.
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