skeet beard
a large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.
yeah, so i was was bangin this chick and i didn’t want to get her pregnant so i pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegr-ss fiddle player). also prevalent in many craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
“hey carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard”.
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