skeet beaver
any unhelpful customer service representative. usually found working in banks, post offices, it departments, or all levels of government service. often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver’s main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
john: dude, did you get your refund?
mark: i was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally i just gave up.
john: yeah, dude, that money is gone.
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