Skeet Gipp


a man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. he drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. the next messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). loves to eat at a shack called roscotts. skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.
skeet gipp, ya hes the next messiah,

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