Skeet Shields
large lense sungl-sses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking j-zz or a stray load to the eyes.
paris hilton’s skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.
a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your d-ck into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.
yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in c-m ?
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