Skeet slap
based on the term “skeet”, which is defined as the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a partner after s-x. skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. the s-m-n then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one’s conquest.
“man, she said she wouldn’t swallow, so i busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock.”
after a person bust a nut in a condom, he took the condom off and slap the girl with it.
she was really upset with her boyfriend cause he skeetslap her after they finish having s-x.
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