skeets

to -j-c-l-t-, c-m, get there.
the act of ejaculating
-s-m-n, to -j-c-l-t-
don’t skeet on me.

is that skeet on your pants
to shoot your man juice up on ur b-tch.
bob skeeted all over sally’s face.
a word used in newfoundland that corresponds best with “chav.”

skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the “tilted” hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. they walk with a pr-nounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. they hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the sh-t out of them.

the girl version of a skeet is also called “skeet.” they wear tight jeans and hoodies, or sk-nky tops. they have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. they smoke and also believe they are very tough. they often get into fights. they have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.

skeets talk in a thick newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.

they often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
“a bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. he wouldn’t give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital.”

“brig is pregnant again, and she’s still smoking and picking fights. what a skeet.”
to pull out of a woman and -j-c-l-t- on her.
just like skeet shooting. pull! and then you shoot.
n: -j-c-l-t-, often heard in hip hop tunes, pr-nounce it twice fast: s’keet s’keet!

v: to -j-c-l-t-
wipe the s’keet off your mug, b’yatch!
to bust a nut, or c-m all over the place.

please don’t skeet inside my b-tt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn’t mean to skeet inside your -ss like that, it just happend.