skekses


1) large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the “dark crystal.” written and directed by jim henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with “-smurfer,” one creates a euphemism for “mother-f-cker.”
1) ” ‘you know what i think? skekses scatter them all over place so right one don’t get found.’ “–from “dark crystal”

2) austin is being such a skekses b-tch!

3) g-d!!! what a skekses-smurfer!
-they’re not actually anorexic. they had an epic feast, they’re just skinny. they are self conscious about their weight, and they would appreciate not being made fun of you racist sc-m. this needs to stop, i dont like all the put downs. its making me sick to my stomach.
“trial by stone!!” said the skekses

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