Skeletor Shuffle
the result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one b-tt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
what the f-ck, dude?
what?
when you use the last of the tp, put a new role on. i’m sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. now i have enough dingleberries to make jam out of…d-ck.
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