Skem

short for skelmersdale.

1. a place kinda near liverpool.
2. a sh-t hole.
3. a place with f-ck all to do.
‘f-cking h-ll, theres f-ck all to do in skem’
‘skem is a sh-t hole’
a rather odd place in the north of england that looks very much like milton keynes.
“skem? milton keynes? whats the difference?”
a m-ssive round-about… no seriously, its just round-abouts, and full of fake scousers and groups of p-ss-es that think they own the place, even though they’re always beaked up are beyond uneducated.
1. sh-t, i’m lost in skem on a roundabout somewhere
2. laaaa let’s get a 50 sack on bail and get beaked up, then we’ll go an mug some old person and pretend we’re hard as f-ck!
an alcoholic drink.
coming for a skem tonight?

i love a good skem.
meaning annoying, stupid, bad or something disagreed with and/or disliked by the user of the word. people can be known as `skemrs` or `skems` temporarily for doing something the user does not like.

on msn –
person one: i`m going.
person two: you skem!

“that chick is such a skemr!”
“i know, she stole dani`s boyfriend!”
v. to wade through shallow water while sifting through sand in search of sh-ll fish and other collectibles.
the men were skemming for oysters in the bay.