sketchy mike


a person under the influence of a bean. he or she may appear unable to relax.
sketchy mikes may ask questions like:

“do you like mayonnaise?”
“what is the capital of wyoming?”

sketchy mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
sketchy mikes are not dangerous.

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