sketchzeimers
a state of sketch that occurs when a person displays iffy behavior, either because (s)he is just a mess or because (s)he is under or has been under the influence or drugs and/or alcohol, then forgets said dubious behavior altogether. (s)he will probably then use this forgetfulness to excuse further bad behavior that is a result of the initial iffiness (sketch).
d-mn, dude, i’m sorry i slept with your girlfriend. i had a crazy night out and my sketchzeimers must’ve kicked in. it happens when i don’t take my meds.
geez, bro, what’s up with you? you asked me to change the date of the photo shoot to accommodate your schedule and when i remind you of it, you have no clue what i’m talking about. you have a serious case of sketchzeimers,
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